February 2012
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January 2012
Anonymous asked: Would you hook up with a guy, one night, no strings attached?
I WANT A HYSTERECTOMY RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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The grand highway is crowded w/ lovers & searchers & leavers so eager to please & forget. Wilderness
December 2011
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
giirrllss
Nobody said it was easy, nobody ever said it would...
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK...
Rick Perry. You need to stop.
dapperblaine:
Because i’ve had time to think about it, i’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run American than you.
Justin Bieber.
A cat.
A baby.
A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
The paperclip from Microsoft Word.
Mike Tyson
Mushu from Mulan
William Shatners kidney stone.
I added a few more.
YOU’RE NOT GETTING MY CRACK COCAINE, LACY. YOU CAN JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF.
– Me, to my dog who is whining about me eating muddy buddies.
linearskin asked: HI :)
linearskin:
is anyone awake?
Fucking me.
Why am I so keen on escaping?